Being Sarah Palin
“Go Rogue” this Halloween and dress up as Sarah Palin. You can still sport the “sexy librarian” glasses, but ditch the school-marmish updo and let your hair flow as the ex-Governor of Alaska. Wink at party goers and practice your best Bobby Generic’s Mom voice (“dontcha know!”) and circulate amongst the guests, shaking hands and kissing babies… Ones that don’t belong to you or your teenage daughter.
Consider carrying a stuffed wolf stained with a bit of fake blood and draping it around your shoulders like Ms. Palin only wishes she could do, if those pesky PETA peeps would let her get away with it! Don’t forget to stand in the middle of the room shouting “Drill, baby! Drill!”