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About Housewives

From June Cleaver to Peg Bundy, housewives come in all shapes, sizes, and attitudes. It's not easy being a stay-at-home wife or stay-at-home mom! It's not all that it's cracked up to be. Sure, there's the added bonus of channel surfing from the couch in between such quality programs as "The Jerry Springer Show" and your favorite soaps. But the rest of the time is spent sooking, cleaning, dusting... It's enough to make a gal downright cranky!

Dressing up as a Housewife

Feeling "desperate" for a housewife costume? Your options are as endless as a list of household chores! Go for a traditional, long-suffering look played for laughs with a terry bathrobe and bunny slippers, curlers or rollers in your hair or a pre-rollered housewife wig, and a pound of cold cream or Noxema on your face. Carry a large frying pan or rolling pin, perfect for adding an extra threat while nagging your husband!

Or, opt for the Vintage Housewife look with a perfectly styled wig styled in a way that would make Ozzy and Harriet green with envy. Accessorize with a 50s housedress, a toy vaccuum cleaner, kitten heels, red lipstick and a string of pearls.

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