Do you want to be the infamous Sarah Palin?
Get A red suit jacket and tight red skirt. Wear high heels.
If you have brown hair, put in light brown highlights. If you have blonde hair, put in brown highlights.
WEar a large Bumpit in your hair and put it up in a bun. Wear red reading glasses.
Wear eyeliner, red lipstick, and mascara.
Don’t forget to say “I can see Russia from here”.