How to Look Like You’re Showering

Get a hulahoop, cut in half. Please around you and bring together as close to your body as possible and cut off remaining hoop length. Attach a “t” plumbing connection to either end of hulahoop. Hang shower curtain on hoop. Take left over hoop length, attach to third section of “t.” Curve to resemble a shower faucet. Attach a watering can spout to end of hoop and add silver strands of Christmas tinsel. Stretch wide elastic across hoop in two places to rest on your sholders; staple down. Get yourself a shower cap or wear curlers with cold cream on your face. Wear flip flops. It’s a scream.

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