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Tony Soprano Costume

This is what you'll need to be the greatest of all gangsters, Tony Soprano. This costume is going for the Tony-Soprano-in-depression look as opposed to the typical sharp dressed gangster costume that he may wear on the show.

1. White bathrobe - size xxx-large
2. Rolled up newspaper
3. Gold chain
4. White "wife beater" t-shirt
5. boxer shorts
5. a cigar
6. a gold pinky ring
7. Apply extra chest and shoulder hair

How to do it?

1. Make sure that you avoid shaving for 2-3 days.
2. Never smile and try to change every conversation about your "f-ing mudder" (translation "mother").
3. Gain as much weight as you can so that you can top 300+ pounds.
4. Fugghedaboutit.


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