How to be Alice in Wonderland
To become Alice in wonderland, put on a blue dress with a white ruffled apron. Be sickening sweet and polite. Do little courtesy bows while holding on to your dress. Serve little cookies on a silver tray. Open the door to your guests and say curiouser and curiouser. If you need to take a breather or run to the bathroom, tell your guests you need to go find that darn white rabbit.