DOS EQUIS GUY WIG & BEARD
His beard alone has experienced more than the whole of a lesser-man’s body.
His blood smells like cologne.
His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.
He is the most interesting man in the world. Some say being him for Halloween will increase your sexual libido. And you will become more sexy, naturally. Be the Dos Equis Guy, or be no one at all.