Citizen Superhero ‘Phoenix Jones’ Arrested

Wow it’s like if we were watching an actual super hero movie! But it ain’t your average super hero…

>Seattle’s masked superhero crime fighter “Phoenix Jones” is now fighting an assault charge for allegedly spraying pepper spray on people who he claims were fighting. Seattle police claim the people were dancing.

Maybe people dance like the fight or fight like they dance in Seattle, which would explain how Super Hero Phoenix Jones got confused on the matter…

Will the Phoenix Jones costume idea a popular one this Halloween… in Seattle? We are certain the Seattle Police Department hopes not!

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