Being Rosie O’Donnell
Grab your (Koosh) balls and prepare to proclaim your undying love for Tom Cruise and Drake’s Cakes while masquerading as television hostess Rosie O’Donnell. Screw the “Queen of Nice” bit! Grit your teeth as if trying desperately to hold back the verbal torrent you want to unleash on George W Bush, Barbara Walters, Donald Trump, Elizabeth Hasselbeck … Or anyone else in particular who incurs your wrath! If you can, pick up a wig and chop one side of it super-short to emulate Rosie’s ill-fated ‘do (or “don’t”) that sent tongues wagging even more than hers!