Being Kate Gosselin
It’s hard work being Kate Gosselin, but you can do it! Put on a Kate Gosselin wig to emulate her signature hairstyle and stand in the middle of your costume party bellowing “Joooohhhhhn!” Clutch onto your latest smartphone as if your life (or book deal!) depended on it and question fellow partygoers if the refreshments are “organic.” Offer to “discipline” any of the children at the party, after all, you have eight of your own. Don’t forget to talk about how much you loathe your soon-to-be ex (and his hairplugs) at every opportunity!