Being Courtney Love
Plunk on a peroxide blonde wig, some smeared red lipstick and your best babydoll dress to become rock’s zaniest professional widow. (Yes, even greater than Yoko Ono!) Strap on a guitar and threaten to sue everyone you know (*HINT: Bring your own faux legal proceedings documents with you to your next costumed get-together!). Scream and slur your way through rambling, incoherent speeches in the middle of the floor. Grab a bottle of hooch (or prescription meds!) and fall down a lot.
You’ll be the life of the party when you talk about your upcoming album… The one you’ve been busy making for five years.