Being Billy Mays

Get loud, get in people’s faces, get every single product you own from underneath the kitchen sink and make a mad dash to pitch it to friends and partygoers in a loud, raucous voice! If they buy it, give ’em the thumbs up!

Groom your beard and slick back your hair to manly perfection. When tending your beard, throw a little baby powder in your mustache underneath your nose to look like you just took a little toot of the ol’ booger sugar — amping you up to sell anything under the sun!

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